Always the innovator, Prince ditches music and gives stand up comedy a shot. Seen here at open mic night at The Laugh Factory and looking unusually pensive, Prince, ruefully makes the classic mistake made by up and coming comics the world over! Feel like you’re losing the crowd? The ol’ “Is this Thing On?” bit is a sure fire way of letting those in attendance know that you WON’T be back for the midnight show!!
No one on the Oprah Winfrey Book of The Month Commitee wanted to nominate Joey Buttofucco’s Weight Loss, Weight Gain, Weight Loss, Who Gives A Flyin’ Fuck to Oprah herself. One member pretended she was falling asleep on her feet, guest commitee member DMX was surprisingly interested while 2nd guest commitee member Steven Segal mumbled something to the effect of, “Get that fuckin’ book outta’ my fuckin’ face”. Joey’s book STILL awaits a decision.
During the Q and A segement of his press junket, Klibklab was mum when reporters started asking him questions regarding his budding romance with Nia Long.
Boy, o’ boy, o.k., o.k., so, I just HADDA’ rob a bank?? A friggin’ bank!!!!!
Woody Harrelson, looking healthier and healthier by the minute, is seen here at Comic-Con 2011 where he explains to a fan the origins of the big screen adaptation of Cheers! HUGE anticipation!!!!
In a VERY special episode of Oprah Presents Where Are They Now, Tom Hanks and His Bosom Buddy co-star, (right), Peter Scolari go in depth and give viewers a behind the scenes look into Peter Scolari’s downhill turn since the series cancellation.
The inter-galactic Goon Squad is NOTHING to fuck’ with!! Captain Kirk’s gone wayyyyyy too far this time!!! He slept with this guy’s sister and wrote her cell phone number in the bathroom stall at the inter-galaxy Denny’s.
Kirk: Hey, hey, hey, o.k., o.k. Look, man, it won’t happen again! I was just joking around!! I’m sorry! Look, how’s about I buy you lunch? Huh, how about that? Whatta-ya say???
Goon: Man, ain’t nobody playin’ with you!!! That’s my sister, asshole!!!!!
Desperately wishing he hadn’t gone into “Sally’s” purse when she went to relieve herself, Harry has to deal with the shocking revelation that “Sally” isn’t REALLY ”Sally” after all! “She’s” actually Daniel Rubinstern from upstate New York!!!!! OY!!!!!!
Happy times!!! In this never before seen still from their musical perfrormance on the Mike Douglas show in ‘79, Tony and Gina, performing as The Electric Boogie Train sailed high on the charts up until they’re disbanding due to Tony’s increasing “side projects”.
The latest dance craze sweeping the nation, the Catch the Escaped Chicken seems to be all the rage in Latino communities.
No matter HOW many times he’d seen it, and even on his last rite death bed confessional, his one last wish? To watch Liar, Liar just one more time!!! Hysterical!!!!!
The Danish release their new musical export, The Shiney Needlepoints. With production by: Moby, The Chemical Brothers, Prince and Kanye West!!!! A sure fire hit!!!! That is of course, if you like music that sounds like ABBA in an animae format!!!
Since getting a divorce 8 years ago, Danny Devito just can’t put his anger behind him. Seen here with his two youngest children and OBVIOUSLY filling their young and impressionable minds with vile hatred towards their mom and women as a whole!!! It appears that it ISN’T always sunny in Philly after all!!!!
Now out on Bad Boy Records!!! The album we’ve ALL been waiting for!!! Nell releases the most anticipated album of the year!! With the hit singles:
"Arrrgggghhhhh" Produced by Timbland with a special spoken word intro by the uncomparable Liam Neeson!!!
The slammin’ duet with Snoop Dog, “Phssssssssssssssst”
Her beautiful Duet with Julio Eglaises, “Gggggggrrrr”
And the chart-topping, “Gurgle, Gasp, Gasp!!!!!
Billboard Raves: “Although entirely indispherable, this is THE must-have album of the season”
Rates Vibe: 5 Stars!!! “Nell rocks the mic and spits MAAAADDD flow!! The new Lil’ Kim iz here!!!!!!
Nell. Sold EVERYWHERE where records and tapes are sold!!!!
James Bond get’s his walking papers.
M: I’m sorry, Roger, but, you’re passe’. You’re not rugged enough, sexy enough, dashing enough, lived-in enough, masculine enough, passionate enough, rouge-ish enough, serious enough, believeable enough, gritty enough, smooth enough, althletic enough, dangerous enough, deadly enough„„, uh, should I go on?